If I were a roller derby girl...

I have a confession... I have derby-envy. I want to be a roller derby girl! I've creeped on all the websites, liked all the facebook pages, and even came up with some of my own roller derby names!

Whadaya think?

CupQuake
Rawberry
White Shockolate
Eleanor Bruise-avelt
Sandra Day O'Clobber